My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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