I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Semen is not good for contacts.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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