I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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