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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count

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  You don't understand. I'm not like you.

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat

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• (912): View more from Georgia

  well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.

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• (818): View more from California

  She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?

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• (559): View more from California

  We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying

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• (281): View more from Texas

  So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  You are a booty call, not a friend.

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• (310): View more from California

  What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.

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• (904): View more from Florida

  That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me

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• (914): View more from New York

  You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor

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• (226): View more from Ontario

  Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.

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