but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
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