Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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