If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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