She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
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