Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
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