the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
Randomize
