He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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