Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
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