The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
The ass gains better be worth it
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