Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
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