Whoa Z and x make the same sound
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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