i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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