Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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