4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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