Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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