so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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