its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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