Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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