can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize
