i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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