Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
Randomize
