Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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