I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
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