Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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