At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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