Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
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