dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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