the new term for farting is butt boxing.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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