so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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