If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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