Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
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