She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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