So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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