Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
that is very illegal...i love you.
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