There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
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