called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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