My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
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