Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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