I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
i black out too much to be "responsible"
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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