I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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