its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
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