As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
You're like the curious george of whores
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
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