he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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