Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
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