Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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