At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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