Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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