i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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