I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Such a big mess for such a small penis
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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