I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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